So, if the bill had 'upstairs pr of munters' on it instead, would you have found anything to complain about then?
Bet you would...
And it seems you aren't satisfied without a pound of flesh:
Mr O'Donnell invited the couple back to the pub to prove its 'great intentions'.I always make it a rule never to insult or offend or otherwise upset people who prepare or serve me food, Mr Abraham. You'd do well to remember that advice...
He offered them a complimentary bottle of house Champagne - the £29.95 Duval-Leroy Fleur de Champagne Brut - and a sharing platter worth £11.25.
But Mr Abraham, from Dalston, said: 'Champagne and a platter isn't compensation. I want an apology.
'The area manager has phoned to apologise but the waitress hasn't.'