Wednesday 26 January 2011

I Love My Meat Spit-Roasted…

…but not quite like this:
A police spokesman urged anyone with information to contact them immediately.

He said: "Lothian and Borders Police are investigating after a male was seen performing an indecent act on a lamb.

"The suspect fled the scene after being disturbed, at which time the lamb was found to be dead.

"Inquiries are now under way to determine whether the animal's death is linked to the incident."
It can't have helped...

No doubt if caught, his defence will be one of drunkenness or mental illness.

9 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

I hope he had the decency to choose a good looking one ..

I believe the Scots term for this kind of perv is "Cheucter" ..

Anonymous said...

The search has been narrowed to a taxidermist who mounts animals in the field and crack police are on the job.

gordon-bennett said...

Perhaps he killed the lamb to preclude the possibility that it would testify against him.

wv: ambent!

Rob said...

Paedo!

Trevor said...

I really don't know what to make of this, so I'm glad we have ewe to discourage any woolly thinking.

Angry Exile said...

Might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Malcolm Stevas said...

Shouldn't that be "well hung" for a sheep as a lamb? Seems to me there's very little happening in Lothian and The Borders if their plods have time to piss around with this sort of thing. Has the District Auditor been informed, I wonder, and calls made for a reduction in this force's establishment?

Greencoat said...

They'll only tell him he mutton do it again.

JuliaM said...

"Paedo!"

:)

"They'll only tell him he mutton do it again."

*groan*