Tuesday 1 February 2011

I See Dead People!

An award-winning first aid campaign flustered a north Kent MP this week, when he took offence to its hard hitting note.

St John Ambulance used five images showing actors as corpses, to demonstrate scenarios where lives could have been saved by simple first aid.

But Dartford MP Gareth Johnson labelled one image as “distasteful in the extreme and arguably illegal.”
Which rather puzzled the St John’s Ambulance – especially when he announced his intention to raise questions in Parliament:
In a statement released on Wednesday January 26, Mr Johnson said: “Political lobbying should know that there is a line of decency that should not be crossed and I intend to raise this matter in the House of Commons tomorrow.

“St John’s Ambulance is a well-respected organisation and this has done it a disservice.”
Sadly for everyone, they stepped in and kindly explained to the man with the room temperature IQ that the pictures were posed by models, and not of actual dead people
After finding out that the image was part of a wider campaign, Mr Johnson told News Shopper: “Having discovered that it’s an actress I’m unlikely to raise it in the House of Commons, I don’t want to cause any further problems.”
Clearly, yet another politician who never heard the adage ‘Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, than open it and remove all doubt’.

Pity. Would have made for a most amusing Hansard entry.

8 comments:

MTG said...

"Arguably illegal"

A solicitor's reflex utterance during semi conscious phases; facilitating a cranial bypass.

Captain Haddock said...

" .. a line of decency that should not be crossed .."

I, probably in common with a number of others reading this post, would find the "Honourable " Member's record on Expense Claims to be of considerable interest ..

Given his prediliction for the moral highground ..

Anonymous said...

So will he campaign for the images on cigarette packs to be removed?

Captain Haddock said...

Will he be campaigning for total transparency from politicians of all stripes .. all the time .. no exceptions ?

More faces than a feckin' dice ..

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of this gem;

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Angry Exile said...

Captain Haddock, this one's a new boy. Maybe he's spent his first eight months trying to work out what he can get away with but at this stage he probably hasn't got much worth looking at. But any questions of honesty aside it shows that local parties still aren't selecting candidates for their intelligence. If I lived there I'd be telling the local CA that I'd like someone brighter than an eco-freindly bulb next time.

JuliaM said...

"What a total and utter cock!"

It just goes to show the low quality of person who seems to get through to MP level these days.

"So will he campaign for the images on cigarette packs to be removed?"

Good point! They aren't (allegedly) staged, are they?

"Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.""

:D

"If I lived there I'd be telling the local CA that I'd like someone brighter than an eco-freindly bulb next time."

Me too. But it's probably one of those 'vote for a donkey if it has the right colour rosette' places.

Dr Evil said...

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone...........expense scandals anyone? These MPs have some nerve. They should also investigate first of all.