Tuesday 1 February 2011

Your Local Councillor Needs YOU!

A senior councillor plans to set up a charity in an ambitious drive to improve health services in a deprived part of Southend.
Yes, it’s our old friend, walking calamity Anna Waite, who now wants to:
transform a vacant shop in Cluny Square into a centre for health and community services.
And what sort of things does she want it to provide?
She said: “Areas like St Luke’s need drug, alcohol and smoking cessation clinics, advice centres for young girls around pregnancy issues, and help and early diagnosis of cancers and tumours.

“They need access to NHS dentists and podiatrists.

“These issues are life-threatening and life-changing and, unless we get to grips with them, many more will suffer and be condemned to a life on benefits and their last years in a care home.

It’s just not good enough.”
You’re right, Anna. It sounds like areas like St Luke’s need carpet bombing, rather than the provision of yet more services designed mainly to:

a) keep adults from sorting out their own problems and,
b) keep public sector employees in a job…

But she can’t do this alone!
Mrs Waite wants to rent out the shop, a former grocery store, to organisations that offer the services she believes the area needs.

But she faces several hurdles before she can achieve this and is urging anyone with the financial clout or expertise to help.
Oh?
Mrs Waite said: “To do this, I have to form a charity and register it so we won’t pay council tax.

“I also need to get planning permission and landlord consent. No doubt there will be legal fees.

“I have to find the funding for redecoration and then the time or someone to run the centre.

“Therefore, I make this request if there is anyone out there able to assist, either financially or with their time, their trade or professional expertise, to please contact me.”
Anyone with the time or money might be best advised to Google the name ‘Anna Waite’ first…

7 comments:

Captain Haddock said...

Whilst she no doubt sits back on her arse & takes all the glory ..

Are we to assume from this plea that there is an acute shortage of the Medical & other services being called for in this area ?

Does she honestly imagine that other people are as daft as she is ?

Trevor said...

Captain Haddock said:
Does she honestly imagine that other people are as daft as she is?

That's the problem, Cap'n, she's only the tip of the iceberg.

Clarissa said...

Is Anna Waite a councillor for the St. Luke's ward? Yes.

Does she live in the ward? No.

Is she up for re-election in 2011? Yes.

Looks like electioneering to me...

SadButMadLad said...

So she's going to rent out the place to other organisations. So she thinks she will have an income stream from the property. Well just go to the bank tell them that and get a loan to start up the company - just like any other business.

Captain Haddock said...

"Well just go to the bank tell them that and get a loan to start up the company - just like any other business" ...

Ahhh .. but then she'd have to pay Council Tax .. you know, the Tax which I'm sure she's more than keen to ensure others have to pay .. but from which she feels her "pet" project ought to be exempt ..

These twats don't just take the biscuit .. they take the whole bloody Peak-Frean's factory ..

blueknight said...

Local elections are in May. Stand by for more of this sort of thing.

JuliaM said...

"Whilst she no doubt sits back on her arse & takes all the glory .."

Of course!

"Looks like electioneering to me..."

I can't believe anyone would vote for her after the mess she made of the roads in Southend, but then, her voters - like her - don't live in Southend, do they?

"Well just go to the bank tell them that and get a loan to start up the company - just like any other business."

I can't believe any bank would touch this with a bargepole.