Maria Jordan, 41, had tried to cover her tracks at South East Suffolk Magistrates Court in Ipswich after failing to attend court for two alleged community order breaches.Ah! It was the last bit that did it, clearly. If they’d been unable to decipher it at all, they’d have thought it genuine…
The KFC worker attempted to escape punishment by forging two notes - one from her GP and the other from her manager at the fast food restaurant.
But the note claiming to be from her GP was littered with grammatical errors, gave the wrong medical qualifications and was written in block capitals on plain paper.
But there was one other unsurprising thing:
She was yesterday jailed for three months at Ipswich Crown Court after admitting perverting the course of justice.Yes, because while you can assault a member of the public and walk free, sometimes even despite a criminal record, failing to respect the court’s authority is verboten….