A postman has told how his finger was ripped off by a Staffordshire bull terrier in Herne Bay.A postman? Wait, you're not saying that...?
Ah. You are.
Peter – a postman for 38 years – said: “I was just delivering the mail as usual. I didn’t hear the dog but knew there was one there. I was just getting on with my job.
“I put the letters through and the dog jumped up and latched on to me.”*sigh*
"I’m set to go back to work next week but I’m a bit dubious about putting my hands anywhere near a letterbox."May I suggest a pair of tongs? Or just join your colleagues in simply stealing the mail rather than delivering it....