Sunday 24 December 2017

Time For A Christmas Singalong!

Come on, join in! You know the words...
Vagina dentata!
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina dentata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no jollies
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free medical degree

Vagina dentata!
Theresa Bartram, 51, from Peacehaven, had the plastic mesh – called a transvaginal tape (TVT) – fitted to lift her prolapsed bladder and stop her leaking, after suffering stress incontinence following the birth of her child.
But the mother-of-one said the mesh left her in unbearable pain and ruined her sex life when it sliced her partner’s penis.
*winces*
She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”
Nurse!

5 comments:

North Northwester said...

Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony, and we have this. Merry Christmas Julia to you and your readers.
Hold on I 2018: it’s going to be a bumpy ride. Ho. Ho. Bleeding ho ;-)

A Geezer said...

Now there's a real cockup !

Pcar said...

"She said: “It sliced a flap of skin off my partner’s private parts; it was like a cheese grater on him.”"

Hmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel.

#compo, #victim, #notmyfault #liar

Flaxen Saxon said...

Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed.

JuliaM said...

"Oh, sweet Lord. Just when I thought 2017 could generate no more cosmic irony..."

The universe is kind, and always has more... ;)

"Hmm, sounds like she's reciting a line from a Tom Sharpe novel."

LOL!

"Shallow strokes are in order once the 'old fella' has healed."

But the psychological damage..!